If you build a fort with me, I’ll let you fuck me in it.
breakfast just got a lot easier
if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men
only northern hemisphere kids will get this joke right now: winter
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
5000th post, selfie… excuse my dirty mirror and messy room and probs gross body but i thought i would post almost a year of work so far o.o
Aye, shoutout to my nigga Nick for embarking on his journey to join the swoll patrol.
i love australian news
This made me laugh embarrassingly loud.
Come back here, son