st want everyone to witness this at least once in their life
At first you’re like “wow good for you” and then you’re like “I spoke too soon”
WHAT THE FUCK
holy shit he turned into a gorilla
this is the teacher from the incredibles
do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.
Avoiding spoilers on tumblr
im so upset bc the accuracy
i was just having a conversation about this
When you acting out in public and your mom can’t beat your ass like she wants to, because there’s white people around.
This is why you weren’t in the avengers
when you got your ass beat in smash brothers
I med a man. A man da was separated… He not my boifren, he’s a fren.