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Me on my wedding day:
is there wifi in this hall
is there wifi in this hall
(Source: heroinchic)
we ride together
we die together
(Source: mmmmmmmbop)
im on the highway to hell
Beautifel
(Source: expectojaquito)
im a bad friend
(Source: femmedom)
say “no” to peer pressure
(Source: beesmygod)
#’whatever you find’ #that’s a pretty broad definition #i personally would not be satisfied if i found #say #an alligator in my partner’s pants#genitalia is cool #carnivorous reptiles are not.
is pansexuality not caring if you find an alligator
yes
If the alligator is limp, is it a reptile dysfunction?
we need to get outside
(Source: internetwhore)
So this is my school’s prom t-shirt….
whats behind that blurred spot? is it a toaster? is it a gun? is it bill cosby?
(Source: love-i-s-evol)
they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
you’re not as hot as you made your sim to be